karenhealey:

kastiakbc:

princehal9000:

winstons-and-enochs:

the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.

but can you imagine how’d he’d sound a loft party? 

"I’m going to subvert the whole, like, narrative ideal by telling you upfront that these two, like, teenagers are going to fall in love and die, and then do it. So there’s no more hiding in the words. Stark, yeah? And then, I think I’ll hide a sonnet in their big scene together, right? It’ll be subversive, because only, you know, people who are up on sonnets will get it…..what? No, she’s thirteen—a little edgy but that’s art, man. Art.”

i am loving hipster shakespeare
A++

This explains so much. Hipster Shakespeare drank too many experimental microbrews one night:

"Will, we need this bit done, buddy. We’ve got rehearsal in ten minutes."

"Shit, I dunno. Uh. Exit."

"Just… "Exit"?"

"Exit, pursued by a bear."

"Will, come on."

"I think I left my LUNGS in that bucket, Robbie, okay? Exit, pursued by a bear. It’s surrealism. Man versus wild. Whatever. Get me a Gatorade and a shit ton of Advil, and maybe I can work out what I’m going to do with the statue."

(via scandalaciousintentions)

I want my blood back

darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

(via nonifarted)

emmisnotshortforemma:

At least I ate which I will count as a small victory.

cumberbear:

anigrrrl2:

lgbtlaughs:

UK: Hundreds gathered last night at Sainsburys in Brighton, to hold a ‘kiss-in’ in protest after a lesbian couple were told that another customer found the sight of them kissing “disgusting”, and were told they had to leave.

That is bloody brilliant.

"I’m more annoyed about the fact there aren’t any more large skimmed milks" - a comment from one of the customers. I bloody love Brighton.
cumberbear:

anigrrrl2:

lgbtlaughs:

UK: Hundreds gathered last night at Sainsburys in Brighton, to hold a ‘kiss-in’ in protest after a lesbian couple were told that another customer found the sight of them kissing “disgusting”, and were told they had to leave.

That is bloody brilliant.

"I’m more annoyed about the fact there aren’t any more large skimmed milks" - a comment from one of the customers. I bloody love Brighton.
cumberbear:

anigrrrl2:

lgbtlaughs:

UK: Hundreds gathered last night at Sainsburys in Brighton, to hold a ‘kiss-in’ in protest after a lesbian couple were told that another customer found the sight of them kissing “disgusting”, and were told they had to leave.

That is bloody brilliant.

"I’m more annoyed about the fact there aren’t any more large skimmed milks" - a comment from one of the customers. I bloody love Brighton.
cumberbear:

anigrrrl2:

lgbtlaughs:

UK: Hundreds gathered last night at Sainsburys in Brighton, to hold a ‘kiss-in’ in protest after a lesbian couple were told that another customer found the sight of them kissing “disgusting”, and were told they had to leave.

That is bloody brilliant.

"I’m more annoyed about the fact there aren’t any more large skimmed milks" - a comment from one of the customers. I bloody love Brighton.
cumberbear:

anigrrrl2:

lgbtlaughs:

UK: Hundreds gathered last night at Sainsburys in Brighton, to hold a ‘kiss-in’ in protest after a lesbian couple were told that another customer found the sight of them kissing “disgusting”, and were told they had to leave.

That is bloody brilliant.

"I’m more annoyed about the fact there aren’t any more large skimmed milks" - a comment from one of the customers. I bloody love Brighton.
randomslasher:

zenpencils:

SIR KEN ROBINSON: Full body education

randomslasher:

zenpencils:

SIR KEN ROBINSON: Full body education

randomslasher:

zenpencils:

SIR KEN ROBINSON: Full body education

randomslasher:

zenpencils:

SIR KEN ROBINSON: Full body education

randomslasher:

zenpencils:

SIR KEN ROBINSON: Full body education

randomslasher:

zenpencils:

SIR KEN ROBINSON: Full body education

randomslasher:

zenpencils:

SIR KEN ROBINSON: Full body education

randomslasher:

zenpencils:

SIR KEN ROBINSON: Full body education